Ways to be RICH (Successful)

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our social gathering where no “social climbers” or poor people are allowed. We are the best from all these creatures and therefore let us eat all our cash! Uhm, reminders, don’t forget to pay the bills before you leave so that our servants would have something in their wallets; let’s have some mercy fellas!” Uhh, tired of the same rulers in the society. Some of those who are on top of the world, enjoying their money, and driving nice cars, just don’t care about the welfare of those who are in need anymore, as if they did in the past. But don’t worry, I have in me the best solutions to your problems! Don’t worry, I’m here to share the secrets to be rich and famous just like those good-looking-because-of-big-wallets people! Yey, I’m sure you’re so excited to know them, right? Alright, let’s start.

5) ENTER SHOWBIZ! Are you one of those good-looking-without-even-a-single-or-perhaps-two-talents in your arsenal? Then you’re into it! Look, just use your smile and get the sympathy of those who are obsessed to beautiful faces! I’m sure you’ll be a big hit because fans will scream! “Oh my, that girl/guy is so pretty/handsome, I wanna marry her (and leave her/him when she/he gets ugly)! You know they like you because of your face, lucky you. Don’t worry, “talent” managers nowadays are willing to sacrifice their breakfast, lunch, 2nd lunch, and dinner for you! They would teach you how to dougie sing, dance, act, and be liked by many people (tho you’re already liked because of your pretty annoying face)! Congratulations to you! You now belong to this élite group of people! Enjoy earning money! Don’t try hard, because as they say, the ugly is the one who must try harder. You’re so fortunate that you’d have a year or two to make your career blossom and earn cold cash like never before!

TIP/S: Join a reality show, or appear in a ____ show. Good luck!

4) ENTER POLITICS! Oh Geez, here we go. This is probably one of the most effective ways to get some more money in your pocket (you need 514 pockets for these bucks, trust me, I counted them). But you know it ain’t easy to enter in this “profession”, you’ll need a lot of those so-called friends-because-you’re-a-politician true friends to lean on and to help you in the campaign. You’d have to spend more than a million for the campaign period, but if you have been nice to your constituents since last year, then half-a-million would do it for you. What’s the lesson to spend less during the election? Impress them by doing something good; don’t show bad manners! The real richness would come the time you’ve won the election! So now you’re ready to corrupt the municipal fund! No one can stop you now! Not even your Vice or assistant because he/she’s the same as you! Of course, your constituents, let’s not forget them! Build some establishments, sidewalk benches, waiting-sheds and others to be able to give back, but don’t forget to put your name in there for the next elections! Oh so lucky, good luck on multiplying your capital for that job!

TIP/S: Be sure that you’ll be under a strong party. It’ll help you.. or maybe not.

3) CASINO & LOTTERY, BABY! Waste your money here! Try your luck here! Who knows, maybe you’re the next millionaire! Alright, you’re working 6 to 8 hours in a day to earn your daily wage/salary with their corresponding OT pays/bonuses. And you know, it’s so, so, so, so practical to spend 5 to 7 percent of it on sweepstakes! Yes that’s right, you might be the next owner of a big house in an exclusive village, but now you’re still a loser for them. Oh never mind lottery, we have casinos! You can see so many casinos here and everywhere! You don’t have to go to Vegas or to Macau just to waste spend your money! In every hotels here, we have casinos! Play some cards, dice, and place some chips over there and maybe you’d be the one that they’re looking for! You might just take home x10 or more of your placed money! I’m so excited for that one! Then if you win that, place that for bet again! Don’t stop until you don’t have enough of money to go home and feed your children! In a casino, you would not only earn money! You’d also earn enemies friends (choose the rich right one)! Oh, there is nothing more exciting than wasting your money to feed the greedy!

TIP/S: Learn to give some bonuses to those people who supported you during the fight/play; especially those who are behind your back.

2) FOOL OTHER PEOPLE! There is nothing more heartwarming than seeing your colleagues go down and beg to your knees! Now that’s inspiring! You could be a big time illegal recruiter who would demand some money to clients to work on their horrible future papers! Don’t forget to give them your kind words, how sincere. If you don’t like that one, then maybe you’d like to scam other people! There are many ways to scam other people but I don’t know any (innocent guy right here). The best way of fooling other people to be rich? Force them to be drug dealers. Ow so dirty right? But no! They would like to be caught by the police and later end up being jailed and all that. And you? You’ll just be sitting there behind the big walls guarded by men in their black (for funeral) Armani suit. As they say, learn to control people and you’d be successful! Oyeah, you have it right there and all that we need is for your little smart brain to go on working. Continue being nice to them!

1) BE SINCERE. I don’t like to break the humor out of this but I just need to point out my point (what????). I’ve been an observer of this society. I saw so many things that perhaps triggered me to write something about the reality we are in. It’s so undeniable that there are only a few rich people there who can understand the cry of those who are under the triangle. They can hear those “enough is enough” but I don’t think they can help them “enough”. You know why? Because many of  those who are on top just care about themselves. They are the ones who are insulting the poor. They don’t want the less fortunate to mingle with them, for they call them “social climbers” once they did. I even saw someone tweeted that BLACKBERRY should have a price increase so the poor won’t be able to afford it. So what now? You’re cool because of that? Go eat your Blackberry and even your Apple, then can you do me a favor? Please hit your head in a concrete wall and wake up. I believe that there is still time for you to change; a chance to make everything right and serve our countrymen. We are being fooled by the spark of those money that we forgot the true meaning or richness. We stopped enjoying time with our families because we are too busy expanding our financial resources. If you’re happy now, then good, but how about tomorrow? Would you be?

I believe, more than anything else, that to reach the success, you must be sincere on what you are doing. Make sure that you like what you are doing and you’d be happy at the end. As Mr. Eleanor Roosevelt said, ”Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.” and so it is. We must do our thing each and everyday and see if we would be happy at the end of everything that we’ve done. Success, for me, is not about the money or the status in life, but it is how you made yourself and someone happy.

TIP/S: Have a great life. Grow up. Change for the better and hope for the best results. Do your thing each and every day. Be concern. Be sincere. Pray to God. And as I always say, SPREAD THE LOVE!

Congratulations, now you’re rich.

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I’m selling a house in Vegas. Tweet me for details. Okay, just kidding. 

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God Bless Us All! 

Turn Boredom into Happiness

When you’re bored, you usually find things that might entertain you. You tend to try things that didn’t interest you that much last time. Then suddenly, you’ll find them entertaining and they’ll start to be your hobbies.

Now I’m here to promote a page here on my blog named “My Doodles”. Go check it out by clicking on the titles of the drawings. It’s free to share, well if you’ll have the guts to share them. Here are some of them:

 

So for more, just check out the page. I’ll be glad if you did.

One thing more, I decided to start posting my song compositions here. I have 20 in total but I think I would not post them all. Besides, some of them will be protected by passwords. Just click the song titles on the “My Song Compositions” page for more information.

Sometimes we must really take a break from life’s dramas and complications. Let us try to do simple things that’ll make us happy and soon we would be able to handle things correctly. Do the things you love and don’t let anyone stop you from doing that. Have fun! Find your happiness and you’ll find life.

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Just For Laughs

These phrases/sentences were from my Stradmore binder. My friends and I were having some nice laughs while reading these stuff, so I decided to share it to all the netizens out there!

• What’s your next class before this?
• Well well well, look do we have here.
• So far, so good, so far.
• Right there and right then.
• It’s as brand as new.
• The feeling is actual.
• Are you joking my leg?
• Don’t worry, sky’s the langit! (For Filipinos out there.)
• Don’t change anything! Keep it at ease.
• Hi girls, I’m boys!
• You can never can tell.
• It’s a blessing in the sky!
• First and for all.
• Don’t touch me not!
• It’s been always been that way.
• I’ll be your permanent substitute.
• Whatever you can say so!
• Hello? For a while, please hang yourself…
• Hello, she’s out of town. Would you like to wait?
• One of these days is not like the other.
• Please join us, have a sit down.
• We’ll burn the bridge when you get there!
• Let’s give them a big hand of applause!
• Can you repeat that for the 2nd time around once more from the top?
• I’m the world champion of the world!
• So…what’s a beautiful girl like you.
• I second emotion!
• Ok folks, let’s call it tonight.
• Been there, been that.
• I’m in a state of shocked!
• Bring down the house down!
• I love boneless grapes!
• When it rains, it’s four!
• I won’t stoop down to my level!
• Argh! I’m very iterated!
• C’mon let’s join us!
• Are you sure ka ba? (Filipinos again.)
• You look haggard-looking.
• It’s OK,.the more, the manyer!
• You! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!
• It’s on a base-to-base casis.
• Life is sometimes that like it’s like Life.

Just for laughs!

Don’t forget to smile everyday!

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I would like to share this new DOT’s slogan.

What do you think?

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Respect is the Key

Why do you have to care so much if a person is a JEJE or not? (BTW, for people who don’t know what JEJE is, I’ll explain it to you. Jeje is a “pasosyal” shortcut for Jejemon which means people who type like this –> cApS L@cK iS aBuSed, or worse. No need for further explanations). So you, will it affect your life so much if you see someone like that? Will it kill you and bury you alive, if ever? Will it make your intestine…uhm, okay I’m over the limit. So yeah, why do you have to be so rude?

Just now, I saw this post/tweet about how they hated JEJEs and so much more. They are complaining about why do Jejes put La Salle, Ateneo or UST in their bio? C’mon, there’s nothing wrong in putting that in your Facebook bio right? JUST LIKE how many people don’t care if you have 500 Facebook siblings, am I right? OR how you make your FB as your diary? Do we care? No, we don’t give any single whatever in that. So why bother to insult them the way you did?

Another thing, I’m alarmed on how many people post things like they wanted to kill jejemons, people, they are still human and they have their rights to live their own life. It may seem as a joke for you but not for others. Besides, you’re not even close to perfect to strike something like that. You don’t even know ethics, respect AND MATH! Oops, over the limit again.

Personally, I don’t like chatting to people who type like that. Yes, it annoys me so much, but I find my ways to respect them as much as I want to be respected.

They express their art and show the true side of them. They’re not shy of what they’re doing. So give respect, if you also want to be respected. You might be sitting comfortably in a couch right now or enjoying some foods because your “mama” and “papa” is rich, but didn’t you ask yourself that they might have been affected by their state in the society? They only put those SUPREME Universities in their education bio because they’re dreaming of maybe one day they’ll be able to go to that school? Can’t you imagine life without insulting anyone? Do you want war? Go to somewhere else, not here. OR you just want attention? Now go to your rich kabarkadas and insult as many people as you want.

That’s the problem of having that freedom of expression. Many of us don’t know how to use it without hurting someone’s feeling. I know I’m hurting your feeling right now, but I just wanted to remind you how rude you are right now. Yes you, you who laughed at the jejes during sometime. So please, THINK BEFORE YOU CLICK. If you’re not gonna say something really nice about someone, better keep your computer shut and chat with your friends in real life.

So if they’re annoying you, that’s the time that you must stop talking to them. But don’t insult, just leave.

We all have the rights to live in this world. We can do things that we want and enjoy our days. But together with our rights are the responsibilities that we must observe. Responsibilities to ourselves, to our family and to our communities.

I just hope that everyone would respect each other, in that way, we would live as one and avoid wars and divisions. No discrimination,  no insults ~ just pure respect.

Anyway, it’s still not late to change your ways and be good to others.

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I’m not trying to protect anyone, I’m just trying to be fair and be honest to what I feel.

*If you can’t understand them, just don’t talk to them. But be sure not to insult them or anything.

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Ways to be COOL!

You can also change the title to “how to be a jerk”. Your choice.

Ahoy mates! Let us now list down 5 ways to be COOL! Oyes, you heard it right, oh wait, not heard, that one must be see or saw, or have seen, whatever. So you ready? Lezgo.

5) DRINK A LOT. — of water? NO! Drink a lot of BEERS, VODKA or other alcoholic drinks! Oh my, that’ll help you a lot. Drink all night and then look crazy after that! Jump into pools, break some glasses and punch some faces. Trust me, that’ll make you the best. The best of all dude, the coolest. You’ll see those “COOL” individuals around, you’ll see how drinking changed their lives! I’m not gonna mention all the killings and accidents but yeah, they’re just so cool. Don’t you think? Now go grab a drink. Oh-oh, moderately? Just be cool.

4) DON’T STUDY! — Yes mates, if you study, those jerks would just call you nerdy or whatever. Many people think that studying hard is for losers! IF YOU WANT TO BE COOL, DESTROY YOUR LIFE?! Oh mind freaking whats the matter with us. Anyway, they don’t find nerds as cool as those drug addicts. So better go get your own style. Besides, you want to look cool right? (Well unless you’re a good-looking nerd, people will still appreciate you.)

3) PLAY WITH GIRLS/BOYS! – If you’re a girl, then play with boys. If you’re a boy, the play with girls. Flirt all day and be COOL! You’ll look really cool if you’ll destroy their hearts and play with them for just a while. Date 50 girls in one month and be the cool guy they’re looking for! BE A JERK! Trust me, you’ll get as many girls as you want. But don’t wish to be married soon, oyeah COOL! Besides, people who truly loves someone always get rejected so whatever.

2) DON’T FOLLOW RULES! – Ah yes, we’re getting really closer to the number one tip. But first, I mean second, or fourth, let us use this one! Destroy all things in your sight! Act like a total jerk and be COOL! If they say that you must not smoke, THEN SMOKE! If they say that don’t pick flowers, PICK FLOWERS! THEN SWALLOW IT WHOLE YOU, YOU COOL WITH THAT? Then after that take some illegal DRUGS AND GET CAUGHT BY THE POLICE! Being behind the jail is cool right? Especially when you’re a rich kid taking drugs. JUST don’t FOLLOW RULES! – after that, just destroy your life.

1) DON’T FOLLOW RULES 5 – 2. – Now here’s the real deal. You might think that I’m a total freak to ever post something like this huh? I just wanted you to perhaps think what does being a cool guy/girl really mean. If you’ll drink, don’t drink like there’s no tomorrow. Learn to drink moderately. Don’t drink like you don’t know what will happen next. If you’re a girl, be careful because you don’t want to be raped by those men who’re just waiting for that opportunity. Trust me, I know some cases like that. Then, study, and study harder than usual. You don’t want to ruin your future right? Don’t ever think studying is just for academics, you must also study life and how it goes. Think of all the situations and learn from it. Your future is in your hands. Oh this, don’t play with someone’s heart. Learn to respect people and the way they are. Take relationships seriously, if you also want to be taken seriously. Love with all of your heart and be the man who is righteous for the love of a woman. Follow rules, that’ll help a lot. But don’t follow them all, well I’m not trying to be rude here. I mean learn to have a stand and create your own rules. Sometimes some rules just don’t fit you, learn to be good and show them how your rules work.

What I’m trying to send here is, we must be responsible for our works. It’s not just you who’s being affected by your doings. Learn to respect other people. Most of all, put God above everything else. No further explanations, just be the person you are. Don’t try hard, you’re cool enough.

Now go out and show them who’s cool. Oyeah.